untitled romance story

written 'in character' by mallegra for online roleplaying game castle marrach

Hello my name is Mallegra and this is a story that is a romance story that is a romance about someone whose name is Pedal and I think she was named after flowers but the doctor had a cold and I think for a story that you want there has to be a second person so I will tell you about the second person later when I think of them so Pedal was a witch who lived in a cave with a door that closed up the whole cave entering part which is called “mouth” you’d better believe it and she had a mouth too which would have made everyone want to kiss her (that is a romance part pay attention to my story that I’m telling you) only people of the village near to her cave were not very good at seeing Pedal or maybe she was not very good at being seen or maybe she was VERY good at being not seen you can make up your mind about that part but when the people who are ordinary and all solid looking and had all gowns

and hair and things and sometimes they are people that look very like each other and sometimes you know how they will look before they even do the thing to look at well these people did not see Pedal so good because to them she was blurry or maybe very shadowed or smudgy but some of them tried but they were just not very good at it or maybe she didn’t want them to see her because of how they all looked the same did you ever think of that and what I haven’t told you yet is that Pedal was very powerful as a witch she was immune against curseys which is a kind of magic where you do a bend to a person and curse them so they have to do it back because they couldn’t see her very good when she was blurry they would not do that and now because we are halfway through this book that I am writing I am going to tell you about the man who is also doing romance and his name is Farce Fealty-Fly

and if you know anything good you will know that is the name that you would have if you were a prince which a thing like a princess but not as good and Farce Fealty-Fly was very clear to look at he had good outlines that were very sharp like a sharp rock and everyone could see him really good except they did not always understand what they saw because maybe he was too colorful more colorful than other people or maybe his lines were kind of spiky like a plant with waters inside and they did not understand all the time of what they were looking at and they would do a thing when he was being looked at where their heads would move really slowly on their necks which is like when you do it faster but it means the opposite thing and when he met Pedal he knew she was very special and what he knew also is that there are ways to understand something without your eyes because if you shut your eyes and

put your hand in a whole thing of broken glass it will still make you all cut up even if you don't see it and if you screw your face up and go blind to run into a fireplace it will still make you smell like burned hair and hen all cooked up you’d better believe it and Pedal thought something which was that he did not look the same boring way like everyone else and she collected dukes I don’t know what a duke is but the purple princess likes them so they must be very good so he gave her a box which was all pretty wood with the swirly bits from the tree still in and inside it was a very soft duke which she put right away on her table to look at as often as she could and in the room which is a cave I will make a picture for you but with words it had all curtains that were white and webby like they came out of a spider and there was no window because of how it was a cave so they just hung up in the air and

the chairs and things matched each other and all leaned the same way which was up and on her table already was a flower called chamomile which is good to make dead people get preserved like strawberries except when it is people you call it mummy that is something that I learned about so I will tell you about it and I just did so also all of the bits of wood in her room that you could use to sit or sleep on or put things in were all the same color which was orange but like a very old bruised up orange that has juice in it still but the juice is not as nice but her bits of wood smelled nice like polish and looked bruised-orange and had the spiderweb on them in little circles under things like the flowers and on her wall which was rock was a plate for some reason like what you would eat off but she never did and her floor was a big rock that was just one grey cold rock and it make her happy to lie on top

of it and feel the world underneath her and all of the rivers flowing through the planet like a cold feather running over her skin and the birds landing in the trees outside with a little thrum that was like THOP but silent and that is what it is like in Pedal's cave but I don’t think this story is long enough yet so I will think of what to write okay so I thought and what I think is: and then she wanted to give Farce Fealty-Fly a present back because of the romance what she wanted to give him was her favorite thing which was the sound of a bird that she could make through magic so she did and Farce Fealty-Fly thought to himself I know I have not been through all of the magic binding but I don’t need to because I know from this good present that my focus is her she because of how she is the missing part of my soul and what Pedal thought to herself was I hope he liked my bird sounds that I made because they

are very hard to do so they went to get married but what happened was there was another man who had been looking at both of them this whole time even though other people did not understand them so good to look at and this is because he had WIZARD eyes because he was a WIZARD and he wanted Pedal to be with him as a person to love instead of Farce Fealty-Fly so what he did was make a potion out of wizard magic that was poison and he told them some words because of how you have to have conversation in your romance story that you write what he told them was you have to drink this potion and you will die but I will let you choose who drinks it and Farce Fealty-Fly said what if we don’t drink it and the wizard who was called Gimlet said that is not allowed you have to do what I say and Pedal put her hand out like she was going to drink it and die because of how she was very romantic

and in love with Farce Fealty-Fly but Farce Fealty-Fly said no wait I will drink it because he wanted to look brave and also he was good at romance too I think and Gimlet who was the wizard please pay attention to my story that I am telling you about said aha which is a noise that is here to be more talking and he was very happy because he wanted Farce Fealty-Fly to drink the poison and die so he would forget Pedal but even if she drank it and died she would forget about Farce Fealty-Fly and about the dukes so it didn’t really matter and he jumped around on his wizard feet and said you have to choose who will drink it and then Pedal said we choose you Gimlet and the wizard was very mad but he drank the potion and he died because of how that was the point of the potion and Pedal took Farce Fealty-Fly into her cave to live together and get married and do what married people do which I think is pay taxes the end

and she was a princess now the end but also I have to do some more speaking so I will do that if you turn to the last bit

and he went away to start his romance story which is about learning to be in love with himself because he found it very hard because of how he was very bad and he knew this and all it did was make him feel worse and he didn't have a clean cave or even a little cottage he was a wizard and a wizard has to live in one big room that is curtained off from the other rooms but not with spiderweb with heavy cloth that you can't even see through and a big lizard thing has to hang from the ceiling and he has to make poisons out of potion and he feels like maybe the solid people feel which is like everyone can tell what he

will do before he does it but he has to do it anyway so he does but one day after he is a ghost he is in his big empty curtained wizard room and a lady comes in and it is not Pedal but someone called Bricklette and she had little holes in her cheeks when she made laughing and her eyes would squeeze into little things like when the moon is small and skinny but right now she was not laughing she was very upset and she said hello hello I want to buy some magic please and he came down from the ceiling in his ghost body and she said oh you are a ghost well my name is Bricklette can you do me some magic please and he said yes of course I can I can do anything I am a very powerful wizard and she did a big breathe out and said that is very good Gimlet because I need a very powerful magic for my problem which is that the prince of my country has been stolen by a witch and is being held in a cave

which is not a good place for princes you'd better believe it and Gimlet thought that this sounded familiar because of how it was the same as his story but not exactly but almost and he rubbed his beard which was made of ghost feeling and decided that now would be the time that he would be good because he would never make any girl with holes in her cheeks go crying into a wizard's big curtain room the way he went around being so bad so he said no I will not take your prince out of the cave where he is lying on the cave floor with Pedal being happy together (he knew about this even though the webby curtains had no windows but because of his magic wizard eyes he could see everything okay) but what I will do is make you a special potion to make you feel better and Bricklette did a big sigh and said yes please do anything that will make me feel better so Gimlet put some water into his pot and put

it over his fire and then the water bubbled up and neither of them was saying anything while all of this was happening but Bricklette was looking around the big room with the soft floor of rugs and the curtains that also looked like rugs and the lizard on the bits of wood on the ceiling and she was thinking how if she lived in a place that was like this that she would make it look nicer and then Gimlet said in a very dark voice it is done and he took the hot water from the pot and poured it into a cup made out of clay with some herbs in it drink this he said and she took it and her eyes were starting to be big as she wondered what was in it and what it would do to her and she wondered if she trusted him because after all he was so bad and he could make anything happen if he wanted it to but she put the cup on her lips and opened her mouth and tasted it and it was very nice and she said this is very nice what is it and

what will it do with its magic and Gimlet said it is a cup of tea because you looked like you could use one and then she started laughing and he saw the holes in her face and started laughing too and it was the first time since he was a ghost that he did that maybe the first time ever and it was a good feeling and right there they decided that they wanted to do some romance for the story so Bricklette moved into that big room with its bottled of squirmy things that were purple and red and she put them in a nice order and Gimlet who was a ghost but also a wizard was also now a husband and they had children which had dents in their cheeks and were half made of ghost and everyone was very happy now especially Pedal who made a new spell for bird singing for the ghost babies and she let them play with her favorite duke sometimes and I hope that is enough of a story for you but I don't think it is because then another

thing happened because of how there is some white bit of paper left before the back of the book and that thing was that Prince Farce Fealty-Fly had a sister called Lutzing and she was his sister but not a princess she was called a simpress instead and she could be seen with no problem by everyone in the world she was very like all the other people and it was okay she wasn’t sad or anything about how she had to do special things to make people understand her by looking because she did not inherent that but what she did inherent was everyone thinking she needed to go and find someone to marry so she was hiding in the cave with Pedal and Farce Fealty-Fly who were married now and paying good tax which is coins that you get from a little gnome except backwards I think and everyone was not having a good time because she had to keep squinting her eyes at her brother and his wife because one was difficult to see and

one was the same thing but in a different way and then a man came along on a very big giant horse with hair that was a plait on the horse not the man but the man was holding a rose which is a sharp flower and he said hello my name is King Elbow Grace (a king is like a prince but more old) and Simpress Lufzing said oh no you have come to marry me and carry me away on your big horse and he said no I haven’t so the simpress made her face go red and very hot and she said sorry and he said that’s okay I don’t want to marry anyone at all and he flopped his rose around and said I just like flowers don’t you and they all did like flowers even Bricklette and Gimlet and especially Pedal who had chamomile mummy flowers and they all did not ever speak ever again because the story is over now and it was a very romantic story that I made for you with my papers you'd better believe it my name is Mallegra and I wrote this book the end.