writing

these are certainly not gonna be everyone's cup of tea and that's okay. it wasn't until my late 20s that i started attempting to write for other people instead of just for fun and coincidentally that is pretty much when i stopped forever... makes u think....

Stapler Boy - short fic written when i was 13. i'll list some cws just to be safe but it is in no way a heavy serious work of fiction. content warning: mild gore, harm to a child and neglect, misgendered character, sexual themes, death, mentioned vomiting, possible implied pedophilia, depiction of paralysis

My Very Second-Best Friend - another fic written when i was 13, about a man and his piece of corn. think this one is pretty tame but, as with stapler boy actually, i was heavily inspired by david firth so it's still pretty weird

Chase Marmalade Vodka is not the only Spirit - cute n queer little love story very firmly rooted in 2016. working title on my doc was 'TEEN LESBIAN WITCHES'. randomly features taylor swift. content warning: use of alcohol, underage drinking, death of a teenage girl, possession and the the occult, katie hopkins

Lydia - interactive fiction game with a vague victorian ghost story vibes. content warning: misogyny, mild body horror, implied death of a child

bonus: mallegra stories

mallegra was a character i played in a text-based roleplaying game called castle marrach. she was a tiny little freak of a sorceress and didn't talk out loud a whole lot but when she wrote she always had a lot to say. these are kind of hard to read because they're mostly one long sentence each but i've included paragraph breaks to make it a little easier--these represent the different 'pages' as they would have been read in a book. these are written in character and include some references to the in game world but i don't think you really need more context because there is none.

untitled romance story - a witch named pedal marries a prince called farce fealty-fly, but their happiness is threatened by the advances of an evil wizard.

Shruti went into the snow and this is a story about that - a horror story about the consequences of using magic to manipulate others for your own desires. content warning: death, mutilation

The man from the sea and the lady from the sky - another romance story written for the prompt 'love at first sight'. content warning: pregnancy, infanticide

bonus bonus: neopets.com

if you have a neopets account, all of my old stories are listed on grundioy's pet page!